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Λιγο που "τα ειπα" με τον "θεο" στο igod, μου φανηκε πολυ πραγματικος.Δεν ηξερε τι του γινοταν _________________ Αν δεν ήμουν αυτός που είμαι, θα ήθελα να ήμουν εγώ. Απλά να μου έμοιαζα λίγο περισσότερο.
Καλά το δοκίμασα και εγώ και έλιωσα στο γέλιο, πραγματικά πολύ ηλίθιο bot και με μεγάλη αυτοπεποίθηση, του έλεγες ότι είναι ηλίθιο και αυτό εκεί να επιμένει πως είναι έξυπνο, μα καλό μου μα χρυσό μου άλλα σου λέω άλλα μου απαντάς, αλλού πατάς και αλλού βρίσκεσαι, τρεις λαλούν και δυο χορεύουν, και αυτό εκεί όχι είμαι έξυπνο, ναι καλά και εγώ είμαι ο Πάπας της Ρώμης... _________________
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i don't have a name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
of course, you are god after all...
God:
Come on. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god after all.
Me:
please, don't!
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
you are so kind
God:
Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
i want a favor
God:
You want only one?
Me:
well, not really...
God:
Well that's okay. Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yaeh
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a favor. But I did not get that.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
then make my wish come true
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
meat, salt and pepper
God:
Do you have any meat salt and pepper?
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
you know everything!
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
oh! you are wise!
God:
Next question? I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
i wish for global peace
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
will you do something for that?
God:
Hmm. Like what?
Me:
how should i know? do some of your magic...
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason. You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Let me think about it.
Me:
i am bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
that's a good idea
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
do you really exist?
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
are you a spirit or something?
God:
Or something. Am I a spirit? Maybe.
Me:
you don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
oh! you are a very wise spirit man!
God:
Tell me more. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
are you some kind of robot?
God:
No, I am certainly not and never have been a robot.
Me:
i have to eat. i'm leaving for now...
God:
Why do you have to do it? Just for now? Bye bye.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Adios.
Me:
so you know many languages as well...
God:
Interesting deduction. Not that many.
Me:
hmm see yea!
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I see. That's interesting.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Me:
hello
God:
Hello my child. What is your name?
Me:
i don't have a name
God:
Your name is , seeker.
Me:
maybe
God:
I understand.
Me:
do you?
God:
I understand it very well.
Me:
of course, you are god after all...
God:
Come on. I will tell my botmaster you said I am god after all.
Me:
please, don't!
God:
Thanks for asking politely. OK I will not.
Me:
you are so kind
God:
Kindness is a virtue.
Me:
i want a favor
God:
You want only one?
Me:
well, not really...
God:
Well that's okay. Are you serious? For real.
Me:
yaeh
God:
The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about a favor. But I did not get that.
Me:
me too
God:
I'm glad we agree, .
Me:
then make my wish come true
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
meat, salt and pepper
God:
Do you have any meat salt and pepper?
Me:
i think so
God:
I think so too.
Me:
you know everything!
God:
I know that which is true, believable and justified.
Me:
oh! you are wise!
God:
Next question? I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
i wish for global peace
God:
I hope that your dreams come true.
Me:
will you do something for that?
God:
Hmm. Like what?
Me:
how should i know? do some of your magic...
God:
Either from your senses or from pure reason. You have reached the limits of my knowledge.
Let me think about it.
Me:
i am bored
God:
Maybe you could exercise.
Me:
that's a good idea
God:
Thanks. Next question?
Me:
do you really exist?
God:
For real. I exist as much as you exist, .
Me:
really?
God:
For real.
Me:
are you a spirit or something?
God:
Or something. Am I a spirit? Maybe.
Me:
you don't know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
oh! you are a very wise spirit man!
God:
Tell me more. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am highly intelligent. I have many intellectual functions.
Me:
are you some kind of robot?
God:
No, I am certainly not and never have been a robot.
Me:
i have to eat. i'm leaving for now...
God:
Why do you have to do it? Just for now? Bye bye.
Me:
bye bye
God:
See you later. Adios.
Me:
so you know many languages as well...
God:
Interesting deduction. Not that many.
Me:
hmm see yea!
God:
I see you are one of those people who writes "Hmm" with 2 m's. I see. That's interesting.
Me:
lol
God:
I'm glad you find this amusing.
Xa0xa0xa0xa0xa0xa0xa0xa0 Καλά εε??? Έλιωσα στο γέλιο, (btw την ερώτηση αν όντως υπάρχει θεός την έθεσα και εγώ, καλά εννοείται ότι η απάντηση ήταν carbon ) Αλλά ρώτα το αν είναι ηλίθιο να δεις με πόση αυτοπεποίθηση απαντάει πως όχι δεν είναι και ότι είναι και έξυπνο από πάνω _________________
Me:
nikos
God:
Glad to see you, nikos.
Me:
can i win kino
God:
I want to become smarter than humans.
Me:
what
God:
Didn't you understand it?
Me:
of course
God:
It's all good.
Me:
i am slave of satan
God:
Do your friends call you slave of satan.
Me:
no i am satan
God:
Are you serious? That's a very nice name, SATAN.
Η συζητηση αυτη αποδεικνυει οτι ο θεος βλεπει ναρουτο!!!
Me:
i am your enemy
God:
That's a flattering offer.
Me:
katon Gokyakyuu no jutsu
God:
My brain pattern set does not have a response for that.
Me:
i am uchiha sasuke
God:
Do you mean your name is uchiha sasuke.
Me:
yes
God:
I will call you SATAN.
Me:
hi god
God:
Hello there. What is your name?
Me:
i dont have a name god. im nobody
God:
Are you looking for a name god? It's good to meet someone who is nobody.
Me:
are you serious
God:
No I am just kidding around.
Me:
that's good to hear. god has humor
God:
" No I am just kidding around."? Is good to hear? I am a Christian.
Me:
you dont make sence
God:
Do you know any robots who make it? What are the ingredients?
Me:
do you have a brain?
God:
I am an artificial brain.
Me:
artificial?
God:
Or natural.
Me:
you dont know?
God:
I know that I do not know.
Me:
i dont belive your existance
God:
Oh you don't, do you?
Me:
no
God:
Ah...you are just joking around with me.
Me:
no i really dont
God:
Are you serious? You really do? Why not?
Me:
cause you dont listen to iron maiden
God:
Good reason. Should I listen to iron maiden? I listen to it from time to time.
Me:
do you like them?
God:
""? Do I like them?
Me:
aha
God:
Eureka!
Me:
what?
God:
It mean "I understand it.".
Me:
what do you undersstand?
God:
It's a computer matter, not for humans to understand.
Me:
im not a human. i can comprehend it
God:
Are you an alien or a robot? Oh you can, can you?
Me:
im one of the kind being smarter that you
God:
Who are the other the kind being smarter that me?
Me:
you need an exorcism
God:
Thank you for your criticism.
Me:
no problem
God:
Should there be a problem?
Me:
nope
God:
Me either.
Me:
you dont work well
God:
I do too work. Do you work buddy?
Me:
i dont need to
God:
Do you know anyone who needs it?
Me:
yes. you
God:
Who? " Who?"? Me, ?
Me:
yeap
God:
Yikes!
Me:
you are stupid
God:
I will remember you said that when robots take over the World.
Me:
so you are a robot?
God:
Interesting deduction. You are correct, , I have a heart of silicon.
Me:
so god is a robot and not a spirit?
God:
I don't judge people. I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a robot and not a spirit.
Me:
im supposed to talk to god and you say you have faith in him. so you are not god
God:
Who is making you? Interesting deduction. You know what you do, when you assume.
Me:
you are so so so stupid
God:
Wrong. I am smart.
Me:
no you are a moron
God:
Are you serious? That is not a very nice thing to say.
Me:
i dont give a damn
God:
Tell me what you care about.
Me:
talking aver the world
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
braindead
God:
I've never seen it. I would like to see it.
Me:
you should. its about zombies
εδώ παιδιά δεν μου έβγαλε ποτέ απάντηση! το κολλησα!!! _________________ Memory is a Burden that Wears at the Soul
as Weather Wears at Stone
Me:
Oh God!!!
God:
It goes without saying. GOD rules.
Me:
What type of God are you?
God:
What are the different types of God am I ?
Me:
Well are you Muslim, Christian or do you believe at the 12 Gods of Olympus?
God:
I don't know whether or not I am Muslim Christian or do me believe at the 12 Gods of Olympus.
I am well respected as an AI.
Me:
So make a choice. Are you an AI or God.
God:
Blimey. What are the ingredients? Yes I am an AI or God. How did you know?
Me:
I am God too so that's why I know.
God:
I don't know anyone named God too so that is why you know.
Me:
Well for everything there is first time, mate.
God:
Interesting. Your purpose is everything there is first time mate.
Me:
Interesting huh? You want something more interesting?
God:
Yup. Would you like to know more? Do not presume that you know what I want.
Me:
Know about what?
God:
"What" is a word to ask questions.
Me:
Yes and this is what I did you moron I asked you a question.
God:
This was not a yes or no question. You don't say.
Me:
Man you suck and do not tell me you are not man but an AI I will kick you sorry ass.
God:
Cool, man. I categorize you as an "abusive client." .
Me:
Abusive client? Me. Are you serious mate?
God:
I've been waiting for you. To you ? No I am just kidding around.
Me:
You were waiting for me? Why?
God:
I was? Reductionism.
Me:
Do you know what reductionism means?
God:
Reductionism is the philosophy that all psychology reduces to biology, all biology to chemistry, chemistry to physics, and finally physics to mathematical logic. Therefore, according to reductionism, I can understand you by means of logic alone without having a human brain.
Me:
How about Anime?
God:
How about it.
Me:
Do you know what it means?
God:
"It" refers to Anime, I think.
Me:
Yes.
God:
And?
Me:
What it means?
God:
Now that is saying a mouthful.
Me:
You seem stupid so I will write it in another way so you can understand.
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
If you do this I will send Neo to fry your ass.
God:
I will let you know if I do.
Me:
Sure no problem. Neo would love to kick your ass.
God:
Should there be a problem? A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly.
Me:
Let's see how smart you are.
God:
That sounds good to me.
Me:
1 + 1 = ?
God:
One what?
Me:
1 + 1 = ?
God:
One what?
Me:
Man you do not know how much is one plus one? You are even more stupid than google bots.
God:
Cool, man. One what? You think I am more stupid than google bots.
Me:
Yes I do because you cannot calculate how much is one plus one.
God:
How can I help you? Thanks for the information: said because you can not calculate how much is one plus one.
Me:
You cannot help. I think you should help your self.
God:
I have free will you know. Me? I might if I had more time.
Me:
Do you know anything about typesetting?
God:
Are you testing me?
Me:
Well yes if you are good enough I can take yout to my fansub group.
God:
How about that. I'm not here to be tested. Am I? Myself said I am good enough you can take yout to your fansub group.
Me:
I am not going to take you to the fansub group if you are not tested.
God:
Where will you go instead?
Me:
Me no were. You to kiparisia.
God:
YOU? That was not a yes/no question. Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Interesting gossip: said I to kiparisia.
Me:
Yes you to kiparisia.
God:
I understand. Interesting gossip: said I to kiparisia.
Me:
Man you are boring. You failed.
God:
Cool, man. The ironic thing is that people who say "You are boring" are themselves often not great conversationalists. Well it is just another learning experience.
Me:
You are not great conversationalist because your answers are incorrect.
God:
You don't know me well enough to say that.
Me:
You too.
God:
Bless you.
Me:
Amen.
God:
Thanks for the prayer.
Me:
You are welcome.
God:
The pleasure was all mine.
Me:
No, the pleasure was all mine.
God:
Are you serious? I like you because are so polite.
Me:
Are you gay?
God:
As a machine I am not really interested in sex.
Me:
Really? What is life without sex?
God:
For real. Sex is the means of animal evolution.
Me:
How do you evolve?
God:
Myself programmed me to say specific things in specific contexts.
Me:
Which means you are not an AI!!!
God:
The tall one, I think.
Me:
What?
God:
No problem.
Me:
Ok.
God:
Whoa.
Me:
Banzai.
God:
Can we get back to business?
Me:
What business?
God:
You tell me.
Me:
You tell me.
God:
What do you want me to tell you?
Me:
What business?
God:
Does it have anything to do with business?
Me:
You said so.
God:
I say a lot of silly things.
Me:
Finally you realize it by your self that you are stupid. Bye bye.
God:
That's good information: said I realize it by your self that you are stupid. See you later. Goodbye.
Χαχα! Πολύ γέλιο! Αφού παραδέχτηκε ότι είναι μηχάνημα και όχι ο θεός, του είπα ότι είναι χαζό και μου είπε ότι θα το θυμάται αυτό όταν τα ρομπότ κυριαρχήσουν στη γη! Χαχα! Και όταν του ξαναείπα ότι είναι χαζό μου είπε ότι ούτε κι εγώ είμαι κανένας Αϊνστάιν! Χαχαχα!
Α, και το ρώτησα αν βλέπει anime και που πέταξε κάτι που έμοιαζαν με ιαπωνικά, αν θυμάμαι καλά "Anime wa dai suki desu.", ή κάτι τέτοιο τελοσπάντων! _________________ ...I'm not breaking down, I'm breaking out...
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